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You’re not slightly shady. You’re HELLA petty.
This tee isn’t for the passive-aggressive — it’s for the fully certified petty professionals. Inspired by the masters of the long game (aka 50 Cent), this shirt makes your energy crystal clear.

✔️ Bella+Canvas premium fabric = soft, breathable, and fierce
✔️ Unisex sizing – petty doesn’t discriminate
✔️ Available in multiple colors to match your mood swings
✔️ Pairs perfectly with clapbacks, eye rolls, and smug silence

Subtlety is dead. Petty is eternal.

Shirt details:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²)
Pre-shrunk to avoid surprises
Side-seamed construction for a clean fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for structure
Fabric sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the U.S.

Fit:
Unisex sizing with a modern, retail-style fit — not too tight, not too boxy. True to size for most. Go up a size if you like a looser vibe.

Heads up:
Lighter color shirts may be slightly sheer in certain lighting. Just something to know, not a dealbreaker.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so please be patient.

Size guide