Patron Saint of Petty Shirt – Funny Viral Meme Tee – Petty Like 50 Shirt – Sarcastic Graphic T-Shirt – Pop Culture Humor Gift

The Patron Saint of Receipts.
Inspired by the holy levels of pettiness achieved by 50 Cent on live TV, this tee is for those who walk in the light of shade — and occasionally smite their enemies with sarcasm.

✔️ Super-soft Bella+Canvas tee – divine comfort, savage message
✔️ Unisex sizing – all denominations of petty welcome
✔️ Available in 6 repentance-free colors
✔️ The perfect gospel for group chat warriors and holy ghosters alike

Go ahead, bless someone’s timeline. Be the miracle they weren’t ready for.

Shirt details:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²)
Pre-shrunk to avoid surprises
Side-seamed construction for a clean fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for structure
Fabric sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the U.S.

Fit:
Unisex sizing with a modern, retail-style fit — not too tight, not too boxy. True to size for most. Go up a size if you like a looser vibe.

Heads up:
Lighter color shirts may be slightly sheer in certain lighting. Just something to know, not a dealbreaker.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so please be patient.

Size guide